Comedian Long Horn

Owner/Comedian

Longhorn Comedy

(314) 607-3637

Saint Louis, MO, 63136

About Comedian

My business is the best in the world. I come to you and make you and yours laugh. It is just that simple. I am not considered to be a particular type of comedian, I am able to perform for almost any audience.

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  • B Mscomedian
    06/09/2011

    Hey Longhorn:) May u encounter the best that life has to offer especially when it comes to comedy. I look @ u as a mentor and advisor when it comes to doing comedy, only considering the FACT that u been doing it since you were the age of one:) I luv your energy and motivation that you provide for us other up and comin comediennes esp us females. Keep shining your positive light on us and it will reflect back to you. Luv ya man keep up the excellent job that you are doing you are on your way. HHEEYYY...... dnt 4get abt us LIL people when u make it to the BIG top:) OK! gtg Rev.Larry Wrice don't know I'm on this pc he hasn't did nitely roll call, gtg LONGHORN before I get n trouble n get put OUT my ole hard bunk:) LUV YA MUCH! OK.... MAN LET MY ARM GO I'M GETTING OFF! BYE LONGHORN!

    Dave Ulrich
    06/06/2011

    Longhorn headlined our 1st Annual @[182897535085640:274:Fishing For Freedom Quincy, IL] Banquet this past weekend. He as awesome. He was easy to work with and put on a great show. He is a true professional in every way, from the first time I talked to him on the phone to all the way though our event he was great. I would recommend 100% for any kind show you want. He can work clean or adult and be great at both. Thank You @[1187243679:2048:Comedian Long Horn] I look forward to working with you down the road.

    Tatica Patton
    06/19/2011

    I wish you all the best in your future. The first time I saw Long Horn was at a comedy show downtown st louis. I was wondering what was he gone to say cause looking at him a black man with a coyboy hat on in st louis was not orignal. But he pulled it off so gracefully.. He was really funny and had me crying laughing. comedy is good for the soul because it is good to laugh so I would say go and enjoy and I promise he will make you laugh..

    Patty Baker-smith
    05/30/2011

    SORRY I DIDn't GET UP TO SEE YOU IN KC...LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS HAD A BLAST...ITS ALWAYS NICE WHEN YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH THE OLD PEEZOS...BLESSINGS TO YOU VERNON AND MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT FROM JC...;O)))).

    Rod Reyes
    03/23/2012

    What you will enjoy most about Longhorn is that what you see isn't ALL that you get. Don't let the cowboy get up fool you. His material is sharp, personal, and has broad appeal. If you think you're going to get "aww shucks folks, black folks r just as good at ropin' cattle", keep looking. If you want a FUNNY, professional comic who treats people and his craft with equal respect, book now.

    Alan Perry
    04/10/2012

    MY favorite comedians are always unique individuals who stand out from the crowd. My least favorite comedians are the carbon copies who seem like they were cranked out at the comedian factory. Longhorn is definitely an interesting one of a kind individual with a unique view on life. Plus he's funny...

    Cerrome Russell
    11/02/2012

    One of the best comedians I've have a chance to work with.Universal appeal without being a clown, just honest comedy from the heart. Good crowd work and treats the staff with respect.Would not hesitate to work with him again.

    Tawnya Best
    05/09/2012

    I think anyone who finds love in making people laugh and smile is allright with me.I will support you with my vote.Keep doing what your doing.

    Crystal Graves
    06/09/2011

    yall this man came to KOKOMO INIANA and turned the house OUT , i ain't kno stalker but if I could I would hit every show , he is tooooo funny.

    Paula Moffett
    08/26/2011

    Dee Bradley & Band Live this Sat! AUG 27TH THE WHITE LINEN PARTY AND CONCERT@MOUNT PALOMAR WINERY IN TEMECULA! PUT YOUR ALL WHITE ON AND COME GET YOUR PARTY ON AND ENJOY A FULL DAY OF ENTERTAINMENT! ONE OF MY BEST PRODUCTIONS YET! LIVE

    Allison Elizabeth
    09/01/2011

    Comedian Long Horn is unlike any professional you will work with. If he is involved whether he is the CEO or the comedian or both..he will consistently give 500% an ensure expectations are EXCEEDED! Comedian Long Horn is someone you want on your team!

    Charmaine Earnest
    11/01/2011

    Laugh a Lot--- This man brings it to the stage and makes you Laugh a Lot---If he shows up in your area make it a point to go see him and Laugh a Lot.----

    Mike Montgomery
    09/01/2011

    I've seen Long Horn perform and he's the best, no matter what the crowd. I know my listenership is up when he is on my radio program, but he's got a lot of relatives and people looking for him.

    Lenzie Johnson
    03/31/2012

    it seems like u are doing pretty good for yourself ,i hope that, after the april 12th show in cape that I can open for u. I also have a friend name brese thats an r.b. singer that would make for a good show. u have comedy and r.b.music a 2 for 1 deal.

    Vickie Rice-sutton
    02/01/2012

    send me a link for my blog, http://epicureanalchemist.blogspot.com/.

    Brooklyn Flavors
    08/15/2011

    Brooklyn Flavors supports Comedian Longhorn! Happy Monday...

    Sal Holmes
    12/18/2011

    I had a pleasures of meeting Longhorn this year in Raleigh, NC at the So you think you funny competition. You are a very funny and talented brother! I would rock out and stage with you anywhere.

    Danielle Davis
    06/24/2011

    Been to several shows highlighting Comedian Long Horn's talents! Laughed til my heart was content! Love Your Respect for the Military before each show. Happy to see you give back with all of the charity events! Keep it up!

    Chris Sanford
    06/28/2011

    A mature professional, not a lot of non sense, just intelligent comedy, which is rare.

    Cool Cat Curtis
    10/14/2011

    Hamburger, always a pleasure knowing that you are still large and in charge.Health and Wealth.

    Mike West
    03/15/2012

    Longhorn is a guaranteed good time. His down to earth style wins over any crowd. Audiences can tell that he really likes people and what he does for a living. And they leave his shows with a smile and a positive attitude!

    Lesia Nixon
    07/26/2011

    I've seen him clean and I've seen him blue. Regardless, Comedian Long @[1187243679:2048:Horn] always takes off his hat and addresses me respectfully. I like that in a man and he's definitely a man. And he's really funny. (Long Horn, where is my check? hahaha)

    Prince Hampton
    06/23/2011

    Hey unk jus wanted to say that you inspire me in so many ways. In addition to being funny as hell you show me something that I had lost track of. The ability to be myself. So in short keep doing your thang. Boots and saddles when we roll out lhh. P.J Hampton aka Jigg.

    Melissa Franklin
    08/09/2011

    I adore him! he is an amazing comedian and person in general! hes very personable and a truly gifted man!

    Pamela Peoples-smith
    07/09/2011

    Hi Longhorn I really enjoyed meeting you at the Comedy Show Case. I though you were hilarious and I look forward to seeing you in the future.

    Ibn Gaskins
    02/27/2012

    my dude has that "IT" factor and he had it since high school and has shown and proved that he has only got better.

    Dewonna Goodridge
    01/30/2012

    Long Horn keeps you laughing from the beginning of his show to the end of the show. He is very funny and I would pay money to see him perform an ytime any place.

    Matt Burgess
    08/31/2011

    One of the nicest funniest guys I know spent a lot of time at the comedy clubb on Washington street in STL!

    Jonathan Davis
    04/26/2012

    Saw a video of Comedian Long Horn very hilarious! love his form of comedy has a great style with his punchlines.

    Jeff Strain
    02/06/2012

    Because he is like crack man! Besides cracking you up, after you get that first hit of Longhorn, you'll keep coming back for more and more! I just can't get enough of him! Kind of like the Obama of Comedy! He's got mad SWAG!

    D Neunaber
    03/29/2012

    I've had the privilege of working with Long Horn on several occasions....the guy has heart, and he's always a crowd favorite.

    Chelly Monroe
    03/25/2012

    Haven't seen ya in a long while, will have to look ya up when your close again, love your shows!

    Tay Whitaker
    11/30/2011

    Add Comedian Long Horn to ya page everybody.

    Carol Creativeleo
    09/29/2011

    He's Funny....like a Comedian is supposed to BE! I fully support you and wish you well!

    Delois Foster-pearson
    09/18/2011

    I recommend him because the last time I was at his show, I enjoyed myself and it looked like everyone did. He did a good job and I would love for him to do a show for me. (smile)

    Chris Sanford
    03/20/2012

    Good stage presence, good material and very helpful guy, I like him!

    Calleen Miller Kamphaus
    06/07/2011

    Saw him at the Fishing For Freedom Banquet in Quincy, IL he did a wonderful job.

    Kendra Grigsby-shelton
    11/10/2011

    May God continue to bless you in your success and take you places you never seen.... Looking forward to seeing one of your shows!

    Tammy Loder Hale
    01/12/2012

    You were funny in high school and still funny now! Keep doing what you're doing. If you all need a good comedian, get ahold of Longhorn.

    Shelonda Fleming
    01/22/2012

    very funny and such a gentleman.

    Niroma Johnson
    07/13/2011

    Craaig is a very funny man and hope to cross paths someday. I recommend him.

    Angela Dandridge
    06/16/2011

    Just want you to know just like in grade school to high school I am aiways in your corner! Keep doing what ya do!

    Chris Little
    01/20/2012

    This guy is awesome, he can perform in front of anyone!

    Shelly Olson
    09/30/2011

    My pleasure to recommend you!

    Rundell Poetsixteenbars Irvin
    03/10/2012

    Very funny all around good guy, I'm glad to know him.

    Bonnie Stallworth
    04/15/2012

    Funny is so hard these days but u have it on lock down. Thanks so much for making do more thatn smile.

    Nadine Riviere
    11/12/2011

    Hey Long Horn I wish you continued success in all your endeavors that is soon to come. Good Luck!

    Lyric Love
    07/26/2011

    do it big and don't forget us little people. especially the ones named Lyric that sing. thanks in advance. lol...

    Camille Fields
    09/06/2011

    Blessings to you Long Horn,, Keep'em Laughing!

    Tonya Wise Mitchell
    10/16/2011

    Baltimore luv you!

    Lisa Ford Williams
    08/07/2011

    Waiting for you to come to the south... Do what you do! Waiting patiently to get my laugh on!

    Desree Loethen
    05/30/2011

    Loved your act! Thanks so much for having us! Looking forward to your return as the headliner!

    Hazel Lately-veal
    06/08/2011

    Longhorn is super talented! Super funny! Show him support got to a show!

    Nikki Carr
    03/18/2012

    Haven't seen 'im in a while... But I hear things...good things...from good people!! With that, and what I saw n heard with my own eyes n ears?!?! You have earned my vote Sir!

    Mygodhas Answeredtome
    10/05/2011

    Very inspirational and funny. Keep doing great job, Long. All the best!

    April Sadler
    12/23/2011

    you are an awesome comedian :) keep up the good work.

    Trent Karmann
    05/30/2011

    Keep Em laughing Vernon!

    Paul Craig
    09/14/2011

    Longhorn is one of the best. Keeps his crowd into the show. Always intertaining and fun. If he is in your area don't miss him. ENOY the show!

    Cassandra Henderson
    10/26/2011

    You are appreciated. Thanks for coming to us and making us laugh. Laughter is so good for the soul.

    Andres Ozores Iii
    08/14/2011

    Dropping by to show you some luv man. Keep knocking them dead and only the best to you!

    Michael Gardner
    08/23/2011

    Very funny! God bless on your journey!

    Kyle Kubiak
    03/29/2012

    Enjoyed working with Long Horn. Very nice and funny guy!

    Lynne Vonderohe
    01/12/2012

    Comedy is the heart of a good life. Want good comedy call Long Horn.

    D Neunaber
    06/04/2011

    The man is a pro. If you want to see a great show, just put Longhorn in the line up and stir.

    Julia Smith Lockett
    07/05/2011

    Come to Omaha! You'll love us!

    Roberta Collins
    06/28/2011

    GOOD LUCK IN YOUR ENDEAVORS. TAKE CARE AND GOOD BLESS.

    Rikkola Monique
    09/15/2011

    The Midwest is waiting on you L.H. we need some laughter.

    Mona Cooper
    08/22/2011

    Wishing you all the best! Keep killing them with the laughs!

    Stephen Waters
    01/08/2012

    Keep em laughing!

    Rose Sims
    02/08/2012

    SO FUNNNY AS HELL.

    Nat Turner
    09/02/2011

    Get em kuntry man!

    Eva Torres
    09/06/2011

    You are awsome!

    Mamakim Williams
    07/31/2011

    Good luck my brother. Keep up the good work.

    Eva Torres
    09/06/2011

    Love your comedy! All my best for the best!

    Tracie Coleman
    08/01/2011

    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LONGHORN!

    Tara Staab
    07/24/2011

    Keep on doin the due baby.

    Reola Hadley
    06/17/2011

    Keep doing you...it's funny to me!

    Tunya Foster
    05/27/2011

    Keep up the G@@d Work LH!

    Laura Vessell
    03/05/2012

    Should be a good ONE!

    Kimberly Johnson
    08/08/2011

    come to san jose, ca.

    Tessa Smith
    03/18/2012

    HEEEEEE YAHHHHH

    Carmen Jones
    11/12/2011

    Hello! I got your back.

    Joyce Henry
    08/31/2011

    Good luck sir!

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